Do's and Dont's

We have a couple unwritten but strongly enforced rules in the kitchen to ensure a positive workplace.
1) It is a whistle free kitchen! If you feel the need to pucker up and compose a song then take it somewhere else.
2) Unnecessary rhyming is not allowed. If you have the need to say a word just because it rhymes then I will see you later aligator.
3) If you throw food on a plate and yell BAMB then you will just be asked to leave.